Reblogged from spongebobssquarepants :
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Reblogged from clownclownclown :
*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me
Reblogged from cemeterything :
me: *moves 1 inch* *eats a piece of food* *breathes*
my shambling wreck of a body:
Reblogged from batsintheshadows :
You ever think about something embarrassing you did and then wash your hands for five minutes while chanting “fuck me fuck me fuck me” like it’s an invocation warding off your past
Lady Macbeth thinking about her assistance in a murderous coup: god I’m so cringe 😬
Reblogged from biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :
reminder that getting married super young wasn’t the norm throughout history. the average age of newlyweds varied by culture & time period & class. different societies had different ideas of what was an appropriate age for marriage. the concept that everyone was getting married as teenagers or whatever is bc we base a lot of our historical impressions on european aristocrats–who are in fact NOT good role models for how most people lived (or good role models AT ALL).
don’t let people use “history” to pretend like teenagers getting married is ever normal and healthy. it happened but it wasn’t healthy and it never had to be normal. it was a sign of social dysfunction and should be remembered as such.
Reblogged from biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :
feeglecore-deactivated20221112:
I find ugly things quite enjoyable we should have more of them
reblog with something ugly and i’ll compliment it like i’m a grandma trying to keep the peace at a family reunion
well thank you dear for contributing…. that’s so…unusual….I’m sure none of us have seen anything like it before. you really do know about some wild things. never a dull moment with you…
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