Oct
20
2023

Reblogged from spongebobssquarepants :

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Dec
28
2022

Reblogged from molabuddy :

molabuddy:

horrors beyond my comprehension more like horrors beyond my articulation. i know exactly what it is but id never be able to explain it to anyone

Dec
28
2022

Reblogged from clownclownclown :

sketiana:

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

Apr
26
2021

Reblogged from cemeterything :

cemeterything:

me: *moves 1 inch* *eats a piece of food* *breathes*

my shambling wreck of a body:

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Dec
23
2020

Reblogged from batsintheshadows :

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

You ever think about something embarrassing you did and then wash your hands for five minutes while chanting “fuck me fuck me fuck me” like it’s an invocation warding off your past

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Lady Macbeth thinking about her assistance in a murderous coup: god I’m so cringe 😬

Dec
12
2020

Reblogged from biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

reminder that getting married super young wasn’t the norm throughout history. the average age of newlyweds varied by culture & time period & class. different societies had different ideas of what was an appropriate age for marriage. the concept that everyone was getting married as teenagers or whatever is bc we base a lot of our historical impressions on european aristocrats–who are in fact NOT good role models for how most people lived (or good role models AT ALL). 

don’t let people use “history” to pretend like teenagers getting married is ever normal and healthy. it happened but it wasn’t healthy and it never had to be normal. it was a sign of social dysfunction and should be remembered as such. 

Dec
12
2020

Reblogged from biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

feeglecore-deactivated20221112:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I find ugly things quite enjoyable we should have more of them

reblog with something ugly and i’ll compliment it like i’m a grandma trying to keep the peace at a family reunion

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well thank you dear for contributing…. that’s so…unusual….I’m sure none of us have seen anything like it before. you really do know about some wild things. never a dull moment with you…

Dec
12
2020

Reblogged from batsintheshadows :

transcoutf2:

himbofisher:

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fuck dude. end of an era. 2020 has taken everything from us

here’s an article about the accounts termination. god damn

Nov
28
2020

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Nov
22
2020

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